Philosophy crap

I've always known that philosophy is not exactly my subject, I like when matters are rather concrete. I have a problem x, I need to solve it with y and woops I have the answer z. Perfect! All of this universalism vs relativism, what is culture crap is too abstract and why, why(!) do they have to write simple things in the most complicated manner possible? As if it is not hard enough to understand already?! No wonder we never get anywhere beyond these abstract levels, fucking write so the common world understands and maybe we'll see some action....

 Queen of wishful thinking.

Louboutin makes me smile in the
darkness of my philosophical mind
(or rather lack of)